The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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