It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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