yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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