I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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