Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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