Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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