I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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