I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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