There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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