i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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