are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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