I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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