Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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