last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
dude. I can hear the air.
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