I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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