I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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