Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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