Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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