accomplished twins. life is a go
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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