But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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