Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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