I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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