Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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