Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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