I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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