Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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