I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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