yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I need a burrito and a hug.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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