question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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