What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
His nipple licking is glorious
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