I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
we should paint friendship bongs
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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