You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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