one might say we're banned from that church
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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