At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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