do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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