He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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