And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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