dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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