So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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