Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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