I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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