is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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