Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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