After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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