it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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