Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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