She is in my trunk
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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