i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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