I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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