Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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