She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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