big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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