WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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