oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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