We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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