Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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