rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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