i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
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