at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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